Ah, geekery.

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Because Chuck Norris Facts just weren't geeky enough: Bruce Schneier Facts.

"There are no prime numbers, just numbers Bruce Schneier hasn't bothered to factor yet."
"There is no secure e-commerce. Only stuff Bruce Schneier doesn't want."
"Bruce Schneier's private key is so strong that he doesn't even hide it -- if you saw it, you'd die before you could use it."
"Bruce Schneier is not balding, you just can't see the encrypted portions of his hair."
"Bruce Schneier can log into any computer just by staring down the prompt."
"Bruce Schneier once beat an asymmetric cipher into symmetry."


And then there are the Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret T-shirts.

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be working today... *sigh*.