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I have to share something I just read on b0st0n. Someone was griping about a phonespam she'd recieved about the danger of homosexual "recruitment" in schools.

perich replied with this:

How do gay people "recruit" anyway?

Gay Recruiter: Hey! Do you like having sex with men?

Straight Teenager: No!

GR: You sure?

ST: Yeah, I'm sure!

GR: Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you just try it, and ...

ST: No!

GR: C'mon ... just try it this one time, and ...

ST: Dude, no!

GR: We'll throw in a free tote bag. And an umbrella!

...

Seriously, how do you "recruit" across sexual preferences, which are some of the most deep-seated preferences in the human psyche?

To which oakenguy responded with this gem:

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to give back my toaster. And since it plays showtunes when my toast is ready, I'm taking that little baby to the grave with me.

It's a toaster! That plays show tunes! Wow!!! Can you tell I got five hours of sleep last night?

Back to work now...