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[usernamenumber]

I just got some great spam poetry that I'd like to share with y'all. Read aloud, it elicited much snapping from Lizbeth.

EDIT: I actually omitted some junk from the middle because it's more amusing that way.


*ahem*

Profit huge with eBay - curse dissidents, by yrcawzutatfy@freesbee.fr, Poet Laureate of the United States of America (or maybe France)

A few somnambulists, and wedding dress near
to arrive at a state of roller coaster

Looking glasses remain most difficult.
Unlike so many ballerinas
who have made their resplendent taxidermist to us.