Lizbeth made me do it...

[usernamenumber]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living caps (NBC, 3:00): usernamenumber (Meryl Streep) thinks vrelis (Rick Schroeder) is a Martian. That same day, m_shell (Randy Travis) tries to seduce mistersleepless (Scott Bakula) at the Eiffel Tower. At the same time, colin_l (Justin Timberlake) hits on hanashibeta (Sean Hayes)'s co-worker. Then, bstevenson (Janeane Garofalo) lets magogin (Lily Tomlin) borrow a dental pik to impress a doctor. Later that day, ryca (Denis Leary) auditions for a movie starring opposite choose_again (Ray Liotta). Parental discretion advised.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

...the best part is that mistersleepless is Warren Ellis, author of Transmetropolitan. I think Lizbeth (Ray Liotta???) may be the only one here who knows both transmet and Michelle and so can join me in brain-hurting.