In an alternate timeline, Elton John was partnerless. Yet wanted to father a son. But not just any son. A son that would rival the musical talents of the greats. By which I mostly mean Burt Baccharach. So he traveled back in time (how? we're not quite sure, maybe it was mitochlorians, or perhaps something less lame) to combine forces, and DNA, with John Lennon. Agreeing that their progeny would possess the right mix of musical talent and hipster cool, John Lennon gave his seed to Elton John to take back to the future. Elton John explained that this was necessary because of "technology" but that bringing Lennon to the future would "interfere" with history. (He never explained to him how he was going to get shot because obvi this would mess up stuff) Back in "the future," Elton John had His DNA and that of Lennon combined and suffused into an egg which he carried in his abdomen until it grew into a baby. Elton named the baby John John (after himself and Lennon, obvi) and he grew into Eltons pride and joy, his prodigal son. Also a pretty good musician with pretty crazyass star power.
Also he was the founder of hipster. And was a hipster before hipsters were cool.
That, or, the Jesus thing works too ^_^
(Sometimes people don't like mpreg backstories I guess, even tho they can be awesome)
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Date: 2013-05-31 10:49 pm (UTC)So he traveled back in time (how? we're not quite sure, maybe it was mitochlorians, or perhaps something less lame) to combine forces, and DNA, with John Lennon. Agreeing that their progeny would possess the right mix of musical talent and hipster cool, John Lennon gave his seed to Elton John to take back to the future. Elton John explained that this was necessary because of "technology" but that bringing Lennon to the future would "interfere" with history. (He never explained to him how he was going to get shot because obvi this would mess up stuff)
Back in "the future," Elton John had His DNA and that of Lennon combined and suffused into an egg which he carried in his abdomen until it grew into a baby. Elton named the baby John John (after himself and Lennon, obvi) and he grew into Eltons pride and joy, his prodigal son. Also a pretty good musician with pretty crazyass star power.
Also he was the founder of hipster. And was a hipster before hipsters were cool.
That, or, the Jesus thing works too ^_^
(Sometimes people don't like mpreg backstories I guess, even tho they can be awesome)