Props what i need

I can get many of these from Foam Brain, but not until just before game, and I'd like to have backup resources anyway. CA people are welcome to contribute if they don't need said contributions back any time soon.

The List:
Several small fake diamonds
Two large fake diamonds
(Fake) guns. Lots of (fake) guns.
The most complicated-looking small usb device you have

Edit Oh! And a safe that can be closed without locking, or is easy to open, would be swell too!

Any help?

Two videothings

First, the inimitable slyviolet has made an adorably catchy video jingle for Holy Clothing, which iirc a number of my flisties like (or might like)

If y'all want to do her a favor, the video is part of a contest which you can help her win (she's getting married this weekend! A little prize money always helps!;) by doing the following on fb:

Become a fan of this
Comment "Holy... clothing!" on this


The only thing I have to say wrt the second video is "I approve of these memes".