Magic: The Groaning

Had a weird dream the other night. It was a little bit akin to the "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!" scene from Austin Powers, wherein Person A was... excited, and trying to calm down, only in this case there was a person B there for purposes of dialog and instead of using the Margaret Thatcher technique, the dialog went something like this:

Person B. Just, ummm... think about something non-sexual. Think about playing Magic!
Person A. No good! Serra Angel! She's hot!
Person B. No, no that works! Because you can't tap that!


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Yeah, ok, I guess I could quibble about it being technically possible for that card to become tapped, but really, sometimes my subconscious worries me on multiple levels. O.o